Tuesday, March 23, 2010

If God were a Woman....(Joke)

     If God were a Woman....

    1. Sex would smell like chocolate

    2. Farts would smell like roses

    3. Dogs would smell spring fresh

    4. Babies would come from vending machines

    5. Men would be born with a permanent erection

    6. All women would have the same size breasts

    7. There would be no cellulite

    8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

    9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch

    10. There would be no "Hooters"

    11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

    12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!

    13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

    14. Men would come with software to be custom designed

    15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by Wife

    16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant Verification of truth

    17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the Difference between six inches and three inches

    18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds

    19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the Cheek

    20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

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If God were a Woman....(Joke)


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